The Box of Birds: BIRDBOX (dir. Susanne Bier, 2018)

A few concerns: 

1) Every time I get a new haircut, I see it on Sandra Bullock about a month later. Gravity forever ended the shaggy-pixie-with-bangs phase of my existence. My long, beachy waves were doomed. I can never thoroughly embody the unwholesome edge or glamour I seek, as the world’s most determinedly wholesome movie star is always right behind m…

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